Today we're going to talk about the famous cute and spooky game, "Spooky's House of Jumpscares"!
Oh,am I excited for this!
This game just became FREE in Steam, so if ya want to be spooked out by cute things, go and get your own copy now! {Link found below the post}.
OK! So first of all, if you haven't heard or if you don't know this game yet or if you're just a total sissy that doesn't want to be spooked out by ridiculous jumpscares, then I suggest you to get this game!
Because
1. It's cute
Trust me, best thing is that in every safe room where you can save, there's a photo of a cute lil' kitten hanging at the wall to at least calm players down.
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2. It's free
Do I need to expound this part? Ok, if you say so. You can get spooked by ridiculously cute things by paying nothing! How cool is that!
3. As I've said, it's overloaded with cute things
Even when the ambiance of your surrounding environment is spooky and that you feel like somebody will pop out if you look behind, what can I say, they're cute ghosts! (Except for the one that tries to catch you and kill you. Uggghhh I hate that ghost.)
Ok, if you worry about complicated stories and puzzles in your typical horror game, worry no more!
This game only has one objective, go through a thousand rooms in this weird and spooky mansion!
How you got in this mansion, is, well, a mystery. I don't know if going through all the one thousand rooms will answer any of your questions because I myself haven't finished the game.
Also, this game isn't for the weak hearted as the jumpscares can be totally random and unexpected sometimes so, if you have a pal that is prone to heart attacks, I suggest not to let him touch this game, unless he insists of course, in that case, it's his/her fault if s/he suddenly suffers in a heart attack.
With that said, don't tell me I didn't warn you!
Now for the verdict! Drum roll please!
*drum rolls*
I give it a 9/10!
You read that right! 9/10 peeps!
Well, why though? Considering that the only thing you have to do in this game is to go through a bunch of rooms with a bunch of jumscares, why 9/10?
To answer those, let me state this.
The game is new.
The game is cute and spooky at the same time (who would of thought that that would work right?)
And also, it's for free.
It's just been released so I can say that for a new game, it shows potential even when it could use some more work, and I like it.
Ok! So that's it for my review today about the new free Steam game "Spooky's House of Jumpscares"!
By the way, here is the link that all of you have been waiting for: http://store.steampowered.com/app/356670/
This is me, NotYourOrdinarySliceOfBread saying, if you can't take the spooks, then go take a rest from spooky-scary things and take comfort with cute thngs like a small kitten :3
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See you guys in my next post, goodbye and peace out! ;)